Frankie Drakershopp

You’re staring at your portfolio right now. And you’re wondering if that plan that worked last year still makes sense today.

You’re tired of financial advice that contradicts itself. One expert says bonds are dead. Another says stocks are a bubble.

You open your brokerage statement. Or that 1099-B lands in your inbox. And you freeze. Do I report this now.

Banks take your money. Then they charge you to move it. Then they charge you to get it back. You already know this.

You’re tired of staring at charts you don’t understand. Tired of hearing “just invest in index funds” like it’s obvious.

You’re tired of hearing “just follow your passion” and “hustle harder.” That’s not how you start a business. That’s how you burn out before day three.

You see a headline about inflation. Your brain shuts off. Or worse (you) skim it, nod along, and forget everything two seconds later. I’ve been there.

You’re staring at your bank statement. Or that retirement dashboard. And you feel like you need a decoder ring just to understand what’s happening.